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Friday 2 March 2012

Overheard Gem

Friday 24 February 2012 – Today I overheard a cracking piece of conversation, it went like this:

Official: “Hello Joe, what are you doing here?”

Joe: “I’m making a new claim for Jobseekers.”

Official: “I thought you’d signed off.”

Joe: “I did.”

Official: “How long were you working for?”

Joe: “Just under two months.”

Official: “What happened?”

Joe: “I got the sack”

Official: “Why?”

Joe: “Boss found out I shagged his daughter.”

What a gem.

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